marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
quick fixes for a shitty day
- brush your teeth
- sort out your eyebrows
- do your laundry
- change your sheets
- hug a fluffy thing
- eat a snack
- reach out to someone even if it’s just a text
- get naked and dance a lil
Everything you love is here
I felt like sleeping for five years but they wouldn’t let me.